Beef Tongue Shut Up Hoodoo Spell

People can't seem to shut their mouths and mind their own business. That's where the good old beef tongue shut up spell comes in handy. This is a classic example of sympathetic magic. In this case, a beef tongue is used to represent your enemy's wagging tongue and the spell uses very clear symbolism to tie that tongue up and stop them from speak out against you.

Just to be clear - don't substitute anything, and don't reply asking if you can change the spell. Please perform it as it stands.

For this spell you'll need:

• A beef tongue
• black string
• a needle
• a piece of brown paper (a clean, unprinted grocery bag is a good source of this)
• a pen
• sulfur
• alum
• slippery elm
• STFU! Powder
• STFU! Oil
• A black candle of any size (preferably a jumbo candle - the ones that are about 8" long by 1" in diameter)
• A knife
• A plate

Preparing the Items

Cut a slit lengthwise down the tongue - deep enough to shove stove in it. Place the tongue on the plate and set it aside.

Take the brown paper and cut a 3" x 3" piece for each target of your spell. One piece of paper will be dedicated to each target. On the papers, write the target's name 3 times stacked, then turn it counter-clockwise and write "Shut your fucking mouth!" across the names three times, criss-crossing them. Dress each one of these name papers by dabbing STFU! Oil on the four corners and center. Dust each paper with a little bit of STFU! Powder. Then fold each paper in half away from you, turn it counter-clockwise 1/4 turn. Repeat that two more times, for a total of three folds. Set these aside.

Take the candle and carve the targets' names on the candle along with "Shut your fucking mouth!" Dress the candle with STFU! Oil by stroking the oil away from you along the length of the candle praying for God to tie your enemies' tongues, to shut the mouths of the wicked and for them to suffer the consequences of their gossip. Dress the candle with some STFU! Powder my sprinkling it on the candle.

Assembling the Beef Tongue Shut Up Spell

Take the folded name papers and insert them into the slit in the beef tongue. Now, sprinkle some ground up alum, sulfur and slippery elm into the slit and all over the top of the tongue. Thread the needle with black thread and use it to sew up the edges of the tongue forcing it to fold in on itself capturing the items inside the slit. Tie up the tongue very thoroughly with the string, praying the entire time for your enemies' tongues to be tied, and lashed shut. Insert the candle into the tongue so it is standing upright. Sprinkle the rest of the STFU! Powder all over the tongue.

Now light the candle, and watch over it as the candle starts to melt the wax and take light. Pray for God to stop the mouths of your wicked enemies, for their tongues to swell in their mouths, for their words to become sour and bitter and turn against them, and for them to shut up and stop speaking against you.

Let the candle burn all the way down. Once it is done, take the beef tongue to the cemetery and dispose of it by either tossing it over the wall of the cemetery or by burying it over the grave of a spirit that agrees to assist you (as determined by a form of divination). If you opt to employ a spirit to handle the situation, make sure to pay the spirit with some whiskey and a silver dime.

As an option, you can also fill a large glass jar with vinegar and store the beef tongue in there to make your enemies' words turn against them and to make them suffer for what they have said.

If you're not comfortable doing this spell, you can hire me to do it for you as part of a Rootworking Consultation. When I work this spell I add in some elements of traditional African magical practice from Palo.

Next article I'll be showing you a "sweet" alternative to the traditional beef tongue shut up spell.

Interview on the New World Witchery Podcast!

Hello friends and hoodoos! I was recently interviewed by Cory of the New World Witchery podcast, and it's up and published. Listen to the episode either by subscribing to New World Witchery through iTunes or by visiting their website.

It was an absolute pleasure chatting with Cory and I just love their podcast. It's a great way to learn more about hoodoo and other American forms of magic and witchcraft. Good stuff!

Fight Enemies with Changó War Baths

Changó is the African god of thunder, lighting, fire and tactical warfare. He is a powerful spirit who fiercely defends his followers. Here's a great article I just posted on the Hoodoo Crossroads Blog with a recipe as well as instructions for using these baths. The baths are formulated with a combination of hoodoo and traditional African spiritual practice and they work like crazy. Enjoy!

Fight Enemies with Changó War Baths

Shipping, Production Times and Things to Know About ConjureDoctor.com

People don't read my Frequently Asked Questions page and just drop me an email wanting to know if their order has shipped. So I decided to write up an article here about how I run my business, and just reference it when people email me in the future.

Conjure Doctor a Very Small Shop!
ConjureDoctor.com is a very small online hoodoo product shop. Basically I run the show by myself with the occasional assistance of a hoodoo apprentice. I am not a full time rootworker. I work full time during the day and then run my rootwork business on nights and weekends. Because of this products take more time to make. I am not available for phone conversations about your individual unique problem. I try to write clear and concise product descriptions so the choice is easy for you.

I Do Not Give Out Free Spell AdviceWhile I do like helping people, I am a business man and in this day and age, information is the most precious commodity a person can have. I don't give out free spell advice, mainly because it's a paid service on my site. If you need spell advice you can purchase a Rootworking Consultation and we'll arrange a time for your reading and advice.

All Products are Hand Made and Take Time

I make each of my products by hand in small batches to assure the highest product quality. I pray over my products and put energy and work into them. Because of this, and because I am basically a sole proprietor, orders take up to 7 business days to assemble. Sometimes there are back orders. Please be patient. Emailing me two days after you placed an order wondering where it is will not help expedite your order. There are no rush orders, and you cannot pay extra money to get your order faster. I have two hands that can only work so fast.

Shipping is via US Postal Service Priority Mail

We use USPS Priority Mail as our shipping option. The USPS has greater access to homes and businesses than UPS or FedEx. We do not offer any other shipping options. Priority Mail typically takes 2 to 3 business days to ship. Once your order is shipped you will receive an email from the US Postal Service with your package tracking number. Do not email me asking for a tracking number - the USPS sends them directly to you once you order has shipped. If you have not received an email from the USPS it means your order has not yet shipped.

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Private Rootworking Takes Longer Than Ordering Products

If you receive a Private Rootworking Consultation, it will take longer for you to get your products because they are all custom made for your unique situation. Please be patient. Checking in to see if rootwork is done will not expedite your work. Work is done according to the best astrological and magical timing for the work. This is why I do not take rush clients, emergency rootworking or last minute readings.

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If you have any other questions about how ConjureDoctor.com runs or our policies, you can ask them in the questions below or you can read the Frequently Asked Questions page on our site.

Saint Expedite Hoodoo Spell for Fast Results

Saint Expedite is one of my more favored saints to petition when the situation is very dire. He works quickly and the trick to having success while petitioning him is to make sure of a few things.

1) Need. You should only petition him when you really NEED what you're requesting. Do not petition Saint Expedite for things that would be nice to have, or things that you want. Petition him when the going gets tough and you have no other options.

2) Payment. You must strike a deal with Saint Expedite as part of the petition. Ask clearly for what you need, then promise him that you'll pay him his due wages of a piece of pound cake and a glass of water along with some flowers. Do not pay him before the work is done - only afterward.

Here's how I typically petition Saint Expedite. I take a red glass-encased vigil candle and poke three holes in the top of the wax with a skewer. I then put one drop of Saint Expedite Oil in each hole. I write down what I need in detail on a piece of paper then I dab a little Saint Expedite on the four corners and center of the paper. I fold this toward me in half, rotate it 1/4 turn clockwise and repeat this three times for a total of three folds. I place this under the dressed candle by my Saint Expedite statue. I place a vase of fresh flowers by the statue as an offering - preferably red flowers.

Then I get on my knees and I speak very clearly and pray.

Prayer of Saint Expedite for Fast Results

Make the sign of the cross.

Pray the Lord's Prayer one time.

Pray the Hail Mary three times.

"Saint Expedite, faithful and hard-working servant of our Lord Jesus Christ hear my plea. I come to you humbled and desperate, seeking your divine intercession on my behalf. You who have fought many righteous battles and know the pain of hard labor, help me in my hour of need.

I seek __________________________, for the best of all those involved.

I pray to you, divine servant of God that you assist me now. I offer you your due wages of a piece of pound cake, a glass of water and flowers in thanks once you have assisted me. With gratitude and humble thanks, in Jesus' name I pray. Amen!"

Let that candle burn all the way down. You can repeat this prayer every day until it has come to pass. Once the candle has burned out if you want to repeat the candle burning and prayers you certainly can but it is not necessary. I like to wear Saint Expedite Oil every day when I am petitioning him by dabbing a bit on the bottoms of my feet, on my wrists and behind each ear.

Paying Saint Expedite

Once Saint Expedite comes through with your request, simply place a slice of pound cake on a plate in front of his statue or image along with a glass of cool water and some fresh flowers. I like to leave them there for three days then I place them outside on the ground for the critters to finish off.

Praising Saint Expedite

It is also traditional to praise Saint Expedite publicly once he has helped you. Historically people would take out a newspaper advertisement thanking him for his intercession. In today's modern age of online communication it is common for folks to thank him on a website. You can even post your thanks to him as a comment to this article!

The Reconciliation Jar Spell

Reconciliation is one of the most common requests I get from my clients. It is also one of the more difficult and unpredictable types of magica out there. Reconciliation is always highly dependent upon many factors including the emotional states of both people involved and their environments. Remember, with reconciliation spell work you are healing hearts, softening minds and repairing major damage that has been done. It is SLOW STEADY WORK. Get the thought that it will turn around quickly out of your mind right now, because you'll only cause yourself unnecessary stress and turmoil over the situation. It must be approached with a calm and confident mind, and with faith in God that your situation can be healed.

There are other special considerations when doing any Reconciliation Spell work. Check out this article I wrote on the Hoodoo Crossroads Blog about Reconciliation Spells: Things that Every Client Should Keep in Mind.

The Reconciliation Jar Spell
This spell is something that I can perform for you as part of an extended Rootworking Consultation, or you can purchase the Reconciliation Spell Kit from ConjureDoctor.com and do it yourself. It's a complete kit that has everything you'll need to work this spell.

This includes:

• 1 packet of Reconciliation Herb Bath


• 1 bottle of Reconciliation Oil


• 1 pink jumbo candle


• 1 screw-top glass jar


• 1 packet of Reconciliation Powder


• 1 packet of herbs used in reconciliation spell work

In order to do this spell, you'll need personal concerns from your ex. For the most effective spell, you'll want a sample of their sexual fluids or blood. You will also need a sample of your own personal concerns to match theirs. Here is a list of effective personal concerns you can use from strongest to weakest:

• semen, menstrual blood or vaginal fluids


• hair


• fingernail clippings


• urine, mucus or other bodily fluids


• foot tracks


• dirty, worn clothing, or other item that was worn against the skin


• handwriting sample


• a photograph

Start by taking a magical bath with Reconciliation Herb Bath. Prepare the bath by adding the packet of herb bath to a cup and pouring boiling water over it. Allow it to sit for about 10 minutes, then strain out the herbs and add this herbal infusion into a big washtub or basin full of bath-temperature water. Take this into the bathroom and light two white candles - tea lights will do - and place the on either side of the tub so you cross through them when you get in and out. Disrobe and enter the bathtub. Pray Psalm 32 and pour the bath over your body from your feet up to your head - to draw your lover back to you. Make sure to catch some of the used bathwater by either plugging the tub or standing over a bowl to catch some of the water that runs off of you. Exit the bath and air dry. Dress your body with some of the Reconciliation Oil and put on some clean clothing. Take the bit of used bathwater outside and toss it over your shoulder toward the east then return home without looking back.

Next, take the jar and rub a little Reconciliation Oil along the inside. Next take the pink candle and carve your name into it, along with your ex-lover's name. On the other side of the candle carve "Reconciled Love". Dress the candle with some Reconciliation Oil by wiping the oil toward you as you call your ex-lover's name aloud, commanding them to soften their heart, soften their mind and come back to you to repair the love between you. Now sprinkle a little bit of the Reconciliation Powder on the candle and set it aside.

Place your ex-lover's personal concerns in the jar, along with yours. If you use his hair, use a bit of your hair as well, for example. If you can tie the two samples of personal concerns together with pink thread, that would be even more effective. Add in the packet of reconciliation herbs into the jar, calling to the spirits of the herbs to heal the love between you, to soften your hearts, minds and spirits to forgive the transgressions of the past and draw toward one another once again. Add a pinch of Reconciliation Powder into the jar as well.

Holding the jar up to your mouth, pray Psalm 32 into the jar and call out your ex-lover's name three times saying "Return to me. Forgive me. Love me once again. You cannot wait to see me again. You cannot wait to hear me again. You cannot wait to smell me again. You cannot wait to touch me again. You cannot wait to taste me again. For I am the loveliest person you have ever had and you and I belong together. I pray this in Jesus' name. Amen!" Then cap the jar.

Place the jar on a ceramic plate. Take the dressed and prepared pink candle and melt the bottom of it, and stick it to the top of the jar. Light the candle and pray over it while the candle takes flame. Pray for your ex - pray using their full name - for them to come back to you and love you once again. Let the candle burn all the way down.

Once it is done burning. Take the jar (covered in wax) and bury it as close as possible near your front door to draw your ex-lover back to your doorstep. You can bury it in a potted plant if you don't have earth near your doorstep. You can also hide it in a container near the door. As an alternative, you can put the jar under your bed to draw your ex back to your bed once again. Leave that jar there to do it's magic. The rest of the Reconciliation Powder can be used to dress letters or presents that you send to your ex, or it can be sprinkled on the ground where they will walk across it. Make sure to call them by name as you sprinkle it.

After the spell has been done it's important to let your ex know that you have an open line of communication either by speaking regularly or contacting them on the phone from time to time. Don't be pushy or oppressive or you'll drive them away and ruin the work you are doing.

Because reconciliation work is slow you should see results by the end of three months. If nothing has happened and your ex continued to want to be away from you, then you might want to look into some Cut Away work to heal your heart and move past the relationship.