Thursday, June 16, 2011

Saint Joseph - Patron Saint of Carpenters and Fathers

With Father's Day right around the corner, I thought it would be nice to post an article about Saint Joseph. Saint Joseph is the patron saint of carpenters and fathers. He is a very popular saint in the Italian community and is often petitioned for assistance with employment, with family matters and with selling a home or acquiring a new home.

Saint Joseph - Patron Saint of Carpenters and Fathers
Saint Joseph was the mortal father of Jesus Christ. He raised Jesus as his own son, cared for him, provided for him, put a roof over his head and also taught Jesus his craft - carpentry. Saint Joseph is the embodiment of good fatherhood, dutiful nurturing of your family, and hard work done with integrity. If you are a father, he is a great role model for being the best parent you can be. If you didn't have a good relationship with your father, Saint Joseph can be petitioned to mend the rift between you and your father, or he can act as a surrogate father for the one you never had. He is warm, caring and very approachable in prayer work.

Petitioning Saint Joseph to Sell Your House
In this terrible housing market, it can be very hard to sell your home. Here is a very traditional folk magic way to call upon the assistance of Saint Joseph to sell your house. It works like crazy, but it is important for you to abide by all of the process or you can watch your entire sale fall apart before it is done.

You'll need:

  • one small statue of Saint Joseph
  • one Saint Joseph Candle
  • one bottle of Saint Joseph Oil
  • a small piece of pyrite

First, take the Saint Joseph candle and put a few drops of Saint Joseph Oil in the top of it. Pray over the candle to Saint Joseph asking for him to bless your house and make it attractive to potential buyers. I also like praying the Lord's Prayer at the end of any petition to a Saint. Light the candle and let it burn in a safe place in your home. Dab a bit of Saint Joseph Oil on the four corners and middle of every room. Also dab some Saint Joseph Oil on the four corners and middle of every door and window. Pray to Saint Joseph asking for his help in making your home warm, attractive to buyers and for the house to sell fast! Let the candle burn until it is finished.

Next, hold the small statue of Saint Joseph (you can find one online or at a Catholic supply store) and pray the following:

Prayer to Saint Joseph to Sell a House
O, Saint Joseph,
you who taught our Lord
the carpenter's trade,
and saw to it
that he was always properly housed,
hear my earnest plea.

I want you to help me now
as you helped your foster-child Jesus,
and as you have helped many others
in the matter of housing.

I wish to sell this [house/property]
quickly, easily, and profitably
and I implore you to grant my wish
by bringing me a good buyer,
one who is
eager, compliant, and honest,
and by letting nothing impede the
rapid conclusion of the sale.

Dear Saint Joseph,
I know you would do this for me
out of the goodness of your heart
and in your own good time,
but my need is very great now
and so I must make you hurry
on my behalf.

Saint Joseph, I am going to place you
in a difficult position
with your head in darkness
and you will suffer as our Lord suffered,
until this [house/property] is sold.

Then, Saint Joseph, i swear
before the cross and God Almighty,
that i will redeem you
and you will receive my gratitude
and a place of honour in my home.


Now dig a hole and bury the statue of Saint Joseph upside down, facing east in the backyard of the property. If there is no backyard, you can bury it in the front yard. If there is no yard, bury it in a potted plant.

Finishing up the Saint Joseph Spell to Sell a House
IMPORTANT: Once the property has sold, you must dig up the statue and take it to your new home. Clean it off and place it in a position of honor in your new home, thanking the saint and offering prayers there. If you do not complete this final step, you will encounter problems with the sale or the buyer may back out at the last minute. You can also dab the four corners and center of every room in your new house with Saint Joseph Oil for his continued blessings in your new home.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Making a Rootworking Appointment with Dr. E.

Every rootworker sets appointments with their clients a bit differently and it is very common for folks to email me asking me how to set an appointment with me for rootwork - so I decided to write a blog entry on my process. It's important to understand that rootworkers are independent contractors. We are not all part of a union and we don't all run our businesses the same way. The other thing to keep in mind is that many of us are extremely busy. Not to be rude, but many clients think they are our only customer and that they are our number one priority. The best thing to do when working with a rootworker is to take their advice, be patient and let them handle the situation.

Step 1: Pay BEFORE Pray
I personally do not set an appointment until my client has paid for a Rootworking consultation through my site. Pay first. Then I send out a list of available time slots. I am typically booked out three weeks in advance. I do NOT do emergency rootwork. I do NOT do time-sensitive rootwork. I will NOT move your appointment to the front of the line for additional payment. That's not the way I operate my business. The reason I don't take your appointment until after you've paid is that I end up with a bunch of "saved" time slots for clients who end up not paying, and then cancel at the last minute and everyone else who HAS paid ends up getting pushed back - not to mention my personal life is on hold because of those empty time slots.

Step 2: I E-Mail You
Once you've paid for a consultation I will email you with a list of available time slots and I will ask for your telephone number. Please do not email me with a summary of your case, or with a follow up email saying "Hi I just paid for a consultation and I want to set my appointment time." because it won't help. I have a set email response that is generated and goes out to you with appointment slots in it. Respond to that email and remember to include your phone number, so that you can nab that first open time slot.

Step 3: I Will Call You
Once we have an agreed appointment time, I will call you for your rootworking consultation. Consultations take about 30-40 minutes. They include a tarot reading and a discussion of your situation as well as determining the best course of magical action. This can include spells I cast on your behalf, or baths I send to you for you to take, or mojo bags, etc. At the end of the consultation I'll have a quote for how much the rootwork will cost. I cannot give you a quote ahead of time. Pricing is completely dependent on the complexity of your case and solution.

Step 4: Pay for Rootwork
Once I have determined your solution and its price I will email you a Paypal Money Request for you to fulfill payment. I do not accept any other forms of payment - please don't ask to send a money order or a check. Paypal only. Period. Once you've paid, there may be some photos or items I ask you to send me - go ahead and send those.

Step 5: Relax, Stop Worrying, Let Magic Happen
I take over at this point. Your rootwork will be done at the best magical timing determined by astrology and my spirits' advice. Your job is to chill out and stop thinking about the rootwork I am doing. The sooner you can take your mind off of it, the faster the magic will work for you. I do tell my clients that they can email me up to three times after the consultation and I'll get back to them with details about how the working is going, but use them judiciously. After those three emails I can't guarantee I'll get back to you as I have many clients I'm assisting at once.

Step 6: Photos are Emailed
I email photos to my clients as proof of the work being completed. These are usually emailed long after the spell is complete. I do this so you stop obsessing about your case and about the magic, and also as proof that the work has been done and that I am an ethical rootworker. Other rootworkers ask you to take their word that the work was done. That's how it works. I operate in one-off, problem based spell casting. I do not work on retainer over extended periods of time. I work on your one spell and then we are done.

To Hire Dr. E. for a Rootwork Consultation
If you are interested in hiring me to do rootwork on your behalf, you can do so by visiting my site and signing up for a Rootworking Consultation. Remember I'm typically booked out three weeks in advance. I look forward to helping you with your situation! God bless.

Monday, June 6, 2011

New Product: High John The Conqueror Oil

Announcing a long-awaited new product - High John the Conqueror Oil! High John the Conqueror Oil contains real High John the Conqueror root - one of the most powerful roots in hoodoo. It's useful for a multitude of uses including luck, influence over others, success, personal power, love and protection. It's great for attracting a female mate to you (regardless of your own gender), or for stoking your own "male" power. It helps you command the room and gain the respect of others as well.

You can use High John the Conqueror Oil to feed your Three John's Mojo Bag, or you can dress purple candles with High John the Conqueror Oil to conquer your enemies. Dab a bit of it on your temples when you're going to give a presentation to have others love what you have to say. High John the Conqueror Oil is also great for men as a way to restore your nature if you've been tied up*. Remember, "a man ain't a man without a High John in his hand!"

*Do not ingest High John the Conqueror oil!

Client Testimonial

One of my clients recently sent me this testimonial. I did some work for her to advance in her career even in the face of a hostile workplace. She had excellent results. Here are her words:

June 5, 2011
Dr. E’s is a very professional and positive spiritual worker with superior products. Dr. E is very straightforward with his consultation reading and advisory; the results are fast and effective. If you were serious about getting help with a matter that is troubling you, I would recommend you to consult with a real spiritual worker who has your best interest at heart. Dr. E provided a private service for my job promotional issues, whereas my supervisors were not pleasant to deal with and he worked on uncrossing blocks that were hindering me from getting a career promotion position. I am here today to testify on Dr. E.'s behalf with the awesome private work he has performed for me to achieve my heart desire(s) with the true guidance of God’s gifted abilities to help others get positive results without ill will. - G. C.

The work I did included a sugar jar on the supervisors, some uncrossing work on the client and work to help the powers that be notice her skills and qualifications for advancement at her job. With her cooperation and my rootwork, G. C. got the results she was looking for!