Sow the Seeds of Discord with Inflammatory Confusion Products

... the art of using troops is this: When ten to the enemy's one, surround him; When five times his strength, attack him; if double his strength, divide him...

The Art of War, Sun Tzu

One of the best tactics when doing enemy work is to separate them from his supporters. This is a great approach when dealing with court case issues where family is supporting your enemy, or where friends are their critical witnesses. Another good case for the "divide and conquer" strategy is when facing a whole slew of gossiping people, or a small crew of people who are working roots against you.

What's the best way to divide them up and turn them against one another? Inflammatory confusion work! Inflammatory confusion works not only to befuddle and confuse your enemies but drives them to the point of anger, arguments and flat out fighting with one another. Viper turns against viper and the whole nest ends up poisoned. It's a drastic strategy but an effective one. Here are some inflammatory confusion spells that you might be able to use to your benefit.

NOTE: Make sure to cleanse yourself with Uncrossing Herb Bath after using any Inflammatory Confusion products so you don't track that chaotic energy into your personal life.

Inflammatory Confusion Candle Spell

This is a pretty straight forward candle spell, but it uses pins to stab at your enemy's thoughts. You'll need a black skull candle (to get inside your enemy's head), and a box of pins.

your enemy's name on the back of the candle and the words "Inflammatory Confusion" on the forehead of the candle. Set it aside. Then get a photo of your enemy, write their name 9 times stacked on the back of it, turn it 1/4 turn counter-clockwise and cross their name with "Confused Arguing and Fighting" stacked nine times. Dress the four corners and the center of the photo with Inflammatory Confusion Oil. Fold the photo away from you in half, turn it 1/4 turn counter-clockwise and fold it in half away from you again. Repeat this one last time for a total of three folds.

Place the photo under a plate. Dress the black skull candle with Inflammatory Confusion Oil by stroking the oil in erratic swirling patterns all over it. As you do so, state your enemy's name aloud and say "Confused are your thoughts! Befuddled your words! Your temper is flaring and your blood-pressure rises! You can't take it any more and you lash out in ferocious anger at everyone around you making a God-damned fool of yourself for all to see!" Now dust the candle with Inflammatory Confusion Powder praying something similar in your own words. Place the candle on the plate.

Now, light the candle and one by one, take the pins from the box and heat them over the candle's flame, then stick them into the skull candle. As you do so, curse your enemy out loud. Say horrendous things about them, call out their insecurities, command them to lose their temper and scream and fight with others. Do so until the entire box of pins is in the skull candle. Make sure to stick one in each eye to warp their vision of the world, one in each ear to distort what they hear, and several in the mouth to twist up their words.

Burn the candle all the way down, then dispose of the remains in a hole in a tree so that your enemy cannot track down who did the working to them. If you want to be a bit more "fair" in your rootwork, you can couch everything you did above with the statements "UNTIL YOU DO RIGHT BY ME!" so that the enemy has a chance for redemption.

Chaos and Confusion Bottle Spell

This is a great bottle spell to cause a group of people to break their friendships and turn their backs on one another. A perfect application would be a if a group of people are ganging up on you constantly at work. Another situation where I used this spell was to get a group of family members to stop covering up for a person's crimes, and to turn him in to the police.

You'll need:

• A glass jar with a metal lid
• Personal concerns for every targeted enemy (you can use photos, but hair gives the best result)
• A cork
• 9 needles
• Inflammatory Confusion Powder
• Inflammatory Confusion Oil
• A red candle
• 9 dried red chili peppers
• 1 packet of Uncrossing Herb Bath

Take each person's concerns and add them to the glass jar. Then add in an entire packet of Inflammatory Confusion Powder. Add in the chili peppers. Now take the 9 needles and very carefully insert them into a cork so their points stick out the other end. Toss this cork into the jar as well. (An effective alternative at this point is to fill the jar with vinegar if you want to sour their relationships, but it's not really necessary and it can get messy. BUT IT'S EFFECTIVE!) Cap the jar, and start shaking it up (swirl it if it's filled with vinegar) and as you do so, the needles will poke all of the people inside and cause them to get irritated and angry with one another and break out in fights. As you shake the jar, curse those who are in it.

Set the jar down. Take your red candle and carve "Angry and Confused Arguments" on it. Dress it with Inflammatory Confusion Oil by stroking the oil on away from you. Melt the bottom of the candle a bit and stick it to the top of the jar, then light it and let it burn all the way down. Every day for 3 weeks, shake up the jar, cursing all those inside of it. I burn down red candles on the jar every 3 days or so.

The enemies will bicker with one another, then argue, then fight, turn their backs on one another and break up their friendships and part ways. Once your spell has been accomplished, take the jar, unscrew the lid and toss it into a river that is flowing out of town to wash these people out of your life, out of town and away to another place. Again, if you want to leave a chance for redemption for those involved, as you curse you can add the disclaimer "UNTIL YOU DO RIGHT BY ME AND CHANGE YOUR WAYS, THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE LIFTED FROM YOU!"

Remember to do your Uncrossing Bath afterward to cleanse the chaos of these products off of your body.

Clean Both Physically AND SPIRITUALLY!

Cleaning is such a mundane chore. The mopping, the vacuuming, the windows - it all gets to be such an exhausting task. But there's a way to make the most out of your weekly chores around the house: make them MAGICAL! You're already scrubbing away the dirt, you might as well scrub away any dark energy and negativity while you're at it! Here are a few great ways to make cleaning your house a clean both physically AND spiritually.

Mop the Floor and Clean the Ambiance

I find one of the easiest ways to keep your house clean is to lace your floor cleaning products with condition oils. If you're working a lot of hoodoo and you need to keep your house clean, or if you have a lot of foot traffic in your home, a good thing to do is convert your ordinary lemon-scented floor cleaner with Chinese Wash. Here's how I do it:

• 1 bottle of Lemon Pine-Sol
• 1 bottle of Van Van Oil
• 1 bottle of Chinese Wash

Open up your bottle of Lemon Pine-Sol, add in about an eye-dropper full of Van Van Oil, and about 1 capful of Chinese Wash into the container. Give it a really good shake while you pray to God to empower the blend to shatter any evil hexes laid against you, sweep out the Devil and his darkness, and to keep your home clean like a temple in his Most Holy Name.

The next time you mop your house, you'll be using Chinese Wash instead of plain ol' Pine-Sol, and you'll notice the energetic difference.

Protect Your Windows From Prying Eyes

The windows of your home are one of the weakest points when it comes to protection. People can look in and see your business, or they can even break in by jimmying a window open. A great thing to do is add some protection to your window cleaner using Fiery Wall of Protection Herb Bath. Because you don't want streaking on your windows, you'll be making an infusion of the herbs in ammonia instead of using a condition oil. Here's how you'll do it.

• 1 package of Fiery Wall of Protection Herb Bath
• 5 tablespoons of ammonia
• 1 bottle of ammonia-based window cleaner
• 1 strainer

Pour the Fiery Wall of Protection Herb Bath into a glass container. Pour the ammonia over it and cover it up to protect you from any fumes and to keep the ammonia from evaporating. Let the mix sit for about 20 minutes. Strain out the herbs and pour the mix into your window cleaner bottle, making sure to prevent the herbs from going into the bottle. Pray over the blend for God to protect your home from any enemies known and unknown and to keep your home safe. The next time you clean your windows, you'll be using protection-infused cleaner to keep your home safe.

Keep Your Body Clean, Body and Soul

This one is a personal favorite of mine. You can add any condition oil to a body wash or shampoo that you regularly use to keep that magical influence on your body. I like to put some Van Van Oil in my hand soap, some Fiery Protection Oil in my body wash or even some Success and Eloquence Oil in my shampoo. The applications here are unlimited!

Want to draw more money into your life? Get a spicy-smelling body wash and add some Money Draw Oil to your body wash (just the smallest bit - you don't want to irritate the skin). Want to attract a particular guy? Put some Love Me NOW! Oil in your floral shampoo and give him a tight hug - when he smells your hair he'll be hooked.

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A Speedy Honey Jar for a Court Case

Speeding up a Honey Jar

Honey Jar workings are known for taking a slow but steady approach to a problem. They sweeten the parties involved to think favorably toward you and they gently break down their defenses until they are fighting for your cause (or drawing toward you in the case of love honey jars). But in general, they aren't a very "quick" type of working, but I added a few magic ingredients to make this one fast. In this case I used cayenne pepper and petitioned St. Expedite.

Using a Honey Jar to Speed Up a Court Case

I was recently approached by a client to speed up the arrest and trial of a known child molester. In addition to some powerful workings to put him in prison using a doll baby (to be featured in a future posting), I decided to take a sweeter gentler approach with the parties involved. One of the unique issues around this case was that there were family members supporting the child molester who were telling the authorities that the case was a fraud and that the children accusing him of molesting them were lying to get back at their mother.

In order to get the district attorney, Child Protective Services, the detective on the case and the trauma counselor to get on the side of the children, I employed a honey jar spell (seen here). IN the honey jar, I included slips of paper for each of the parties I wanted affected (including the defending lawyer) - to sweeten them to my client's side of the case. I also added some Court Case Root (to win the trial), some tobacco (to win a trial), some black mustard seeds (to confuse and trip up the opposing side's lawyers), some deerstongue (for eloquence in the trial), a High John the Conqueror (to conquer the trial), some licorice root (to control the parties involved and make them act on the accusations quickly) and a pinch of cayenne pepper (to heat up the proceedings and get the trial MOVING). I set the jar on a saucer covered in Court Case Powder for added power.

Additionally, I started by burning red candles over the jar, inscribed with "Arrest (the child molester's name), start the trial NOW!" dressed with Court Case Oil and Fast Luck Oil. And I petitioned St. Expedite to quickly get the investigation going, to apprehend the child molester and to get the trial started so that no more children will suffer.

St. Expedite

St. Expedite works whenever you need things done FAST! He is typically petitioned by offering him his "due pay" in exchange: A piece of pound cake and a glass of water. He was a Roman soldier and as such he worked for pay - not just for glory. He is never petitioned for evil causes, as he is a saint and will only work for good. In this case, stopping a child molester is one of the best things for the community and the children involved, so I felt justified in calling on his assitance. Always employ an image of St. Expedite when working with him. It doesn't have to be anything fancy, but you want his image to be there. I also like using Saint Expedite Oil on my candles when I petition him.

Once the child molester is arrested, I will pay St. Expedite his piece of pound cake and a glass of water and then I'll switch over to brown candles carved with "(Child Molester's Name) is judged guilty, Life in prison" and dress them with Court Case Oil and Success and Eloquence Oil, applying them weekly until the case is tried and the man is convicted.

'Tis The Season ... To Be Trickin'!

You never thought you'd be saying "trick or treat" around Christmas time, but this is the best season to hit people with some hoodoo when they least expect it. Does this make me hard-hearted and a grinch? No, but I am a very practical rootworker, and I understand that people who are stressed out and have their guards down are easy targets for magic. 'Tis the season, indeed!

Holiday Cards Laced with Powders

This idea actually came about when working on a case for a client. He is faced with a hostile work environment where his job has been given to another guy in the office, his coworkers are a bunch of gossips and his boss is weak-minded and unwilling to give him back his job (even though the replacement is completely incompetent.) The premise is simple; use magical powders to affect everyone in the office by tricking holiday cards and giving them to people.

For the guy that took his job - a Merry Christmas card dusted with Hot Foot Powder. He opened the card, touched the paper and got the magical hit - then he promptly hung the card up in his cubicle. Jackpot!

For the gossiping coworkers matching Happy Holidays cards each dusted with STFU! Powder to stop their gossip and protect him from their nasty rumor spreading. Some took the cards home (where they sit as time-release protective amulets affecting them as they rest in the comfort of their homes). Others put the up outside their cubicles, affecting the entire atmosphere in the office. No more gossip, and that's a good thing.

For the boss, a Happy New Year card with warm wishes for the year to come - laced with Boss Fix Powder. He propped the card up on his desk where everyone could see it, and where he could be affected all day long to work in accordance with my client's will, for his best interest, and to stay out of his personal space when working.

Holiday Treats with Irresistible Magical Power

Christmas cookies and other holiday treats are a great way to affect others - be it your coworkers, your neighbors, family members or a love interest. Simply mix in the magical affects into the frosting on those cookies, or into the batter itself!

To make that guy you like love you even more, put a tiny bit of your menstrual blood into that red frosting on heart shaped cookies. Or add a pinch of Attraction Powder into the frosting.

To get those obnoxious upstairs neighbors that stomp around all day to move out and leave you in peace, make up a batch of "Aztec Chocolate Cupcakes" that are nothing more than chocolate cupcakes that you put some Hot Footing herbs into. Now... you don't want to poison them, so just use red chilis, a bit of cayenne and black pepper.

And if you really want to hurt someone (which I don't recommend unless it is a justified case in the eyes of God - like a rapist or a murderer) you can put Goofer Dust into their rum balls to leave them crawling on the ground, howling like a dog. Or you can putting live things in them. Try putting some ground up horse hair in a cookie, or spider's eggs in their vanilla creme frosting-topped cake.

A Present For You - WITH A PUNCH!

Once of the most handled items in the holidays is WRAPPING PAPER! Just turn that paper over and sprinkle your powders on the back of them, then dust off the excess, give it a snap with your finger and wrap up the present for your intended target. If they rip through it, they'll get the powder on them. If they carefully work their way through the paper in order to "save it" that's even better! They'll take the magically affected paper into their homes and keep it for quite a while.

Here are some ideas for powders to affect people:

• Money Draw Powder - to get delinquent clients to pay their bills, or to influence your rich relatives to be a bit more generous
• Attraction Powder - to get that cute guy or girl to pay more attention to you, or you can send out promotional gifts to prospective customers to draw them back to your business
• Evil Begone! Powder - to affect a mate that's trying to stop a bad habit like smoking or drinking
• Love Me NOW! Powder - to make someone fall in love with you (great when wrapping up romantic gifts like a box of truffles)
• Success and Eloquence Powder - when trying to win or succeed at something (especially potential new employers)
• Hot Foot Powder - to drive someone away, get rid of them
• Goofer Dust - to make someone sick and curse them - only when justified in the eyes of God (like a murderer, child molester or rapist)

Holiday Ornaments to Protect and Bless Your Home

Well I can't have a holiday posting be so harsh and heavy-handed, so here are some "nicer" applications for magical products during the holidays.

A wreath was originally a protective emblem that was placed on the door to keep death away from the house. You can still use a wreath in the same way, with a few hoodoo twists. You can make an all-pine wreath our of trimmings that you can get for free from the local Christmas tree lot to keep ghosts and unwanted entities away. Or, try hanging spices like bundles of cinnamon, whole nutmegs and oranges on the wreath to attract wealth into the home. Another idea is to weave in some Devil's Shoestrings and branches of bay leaves into the wreath to make it a powerful protective amulet. Finish it by dressing the back of the wreath with some Fiery Wall of Protection Oil and there you have it - a powerful protective amulet for the home that can also double as a prosperity-drawing spell.

Ornaments that you hang on the tree can be dabbed with a little Blessing Oil to bring blessings in the year to come. You could do this with any of the many condition oils that are available. Some good options would be Money Draw Oil, Attraction Oil, Holy Oil, Blessing Oil, Fast Luck Oil, True Love Oil, etc. Use your imagination - you can even use color symbolism in your selection of ornaments to amplify your spell working.

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